Santa Baby
Dear Santa,
I know I haven't been the best girl this year, in fact, I have been pretty naughty. Sometimes there is a very fine line between that whole naughty and nice business, Santa. If you give me a call I will explain it all to you. It might put that whole thing into a different perspective for you. You might even feel less inclined to leave coal in my stockings, er, stocking. Yeah, the furry one with my name on it. Not the thigh highs with lines down the back. I will try to remember not to leave those hanging anywhere on Christmas Eve so you don't get all confused. Oh, and I will make sure I am in bed when you come. Don't worry I will leave the lights on for ya.
Anyway, a girl could feel a whole lot nicer if she a got a lil sum'n sum'n under the tree. You know, got left with a little present on Christmas morning. I'm just saying...
Something small and sparkly, something soft and frilly, something fun to play with. I will leave it up to you. Please, be good to me Santa. I have had a rough year.
Are you blushing Santa? Focus, man! Sheesh.
Posted by gwendolyn on December 08, 2003 at 12:04 PM