We'll Make Great Pets

I have heard from various sources that I give good interview. I give good lots of stuff, interviews must be near the top of the list.

I have Pets by Porno For Pyros in my head today. I don't know why. I wonder if I have that on my iPod.

I want Scruby's barbequed baked beans and cole slaw for dinner like a crackwhore wants crack. I also want a Twix bar before I go to bed. I don't freaking know why but I crave them like crazy every so often. Bad bad bad. Eating BBQ and Twix is going to do nothing good for my now bulbous ass, I'll tell you that much right now. But man, I am just a girl. In the world. That's all that you'll let me be. Great. Now I have No Doubt on the brain. I bet the other Gwen doesn't eat Twix bars before bed. That is why she has a six pack and I don't. Well that and she hasn't given birth to a whole herd of children or had tubes and bags and shit hanging out of her keeping her alive in the last year. Wow, are you still with me here?

We realized last night that I have an odd gift for noticing and vividly remembering every single detail about a person right down to eye color and what shoes they had on even after only having a ten second glance at them. However, I can be repeatedly introduced to people and not remember their names. Ever. How weird is that?

In other news, Savannah has to go to the dentist and have baby teeth removed to make room for her huge adult teeth that are trying to come in to spaces that are only half big enough for them. This should be an interesting next year. It seems Logan and Savannah will both be having a lot of dental work done. Joy.

Posted by gwendolyn on July 24, 2003 at 05:14 PM