Screwy Squirrels
Savannah: Mom, how many squirrels does it take to screw a light bulb?
(Short pause while I contemplate correcting her "screw a light bulb" with "screw in a light bulb")
Me: I don't know Savannah, how many?
Savannah: Ten!
(Yet another brief pause while I try to figure out how she came to that deduction.)
Me: Why ten?
Savannah: Because it is OUR kitchen light!
Of course! How could I have not known that?
Posted by gwendolyn on June 09, 2003 at 03:11 PM