Would You Like It In Your Box?

If you are a prude with no sense of humor then close your eyes now and click on to something else.

me: I just thought of the most preeeeverted thing

me: god my mind needs a douche sometimes it is just that dirty

me: want me to share it with you?

him:: Yeah

me: I got this question thingie from Mariah

me: and I was very contentedly chowing down on my avocado with balsamic vinegar, sea salt and pepper, and when I was finished I went to put the plate in the sink and was thinking in my head of questions people really want to know about you like what is your favorite sexual position

me: then out of nowhere...

me: I started doing this Dr. Seuss thing in my head...

me: Do you like it in the butt? Do you like it like a slut?

me: what the hell is wrong with me?

me: it is all that Dr. Seuss reading I am doing.

me: it has crossed the Momma/Dirty line

him:: would you like it in the butt? Would you like it like a slut?

me: hee hee

me: still making me cackle

him:: You should write about a dozen lines like that.

him:: Dirty Seuss

me: for?

him:: For your site, silly.

him:: Just like that.

Okay, so since I only have like a zillion other things I should be doing and since one of the luxuries of my charmed life is hanging out at noon on a Thursday in my pajamas eating avocado with balsamic vinegar, sea salt and pepper on it and laughing at my own retardedness here it goes:

Dirty Seuss’s Really Get To Know Me Questionaire

What we all really want to know
is are you secretly a kinky ho?

Will you go down in a parking lot?
Does exhibition leave your nipples taut?

Do you prefer whips, chains, and leather boots?
Or do you quiver in liquid latex suits?

Is your favorite color Come Fuck Me Red?
Do you secretly want to be tied up in bed?

Do you have a stash of toys?
A flavored lube?
Like making noise?

If you do just say it’s true!
you aren’t fooling anyone
you naughty shrew!

Posted by gwendolyn on May 08, 2003 at 12:15 PM