Interesting speculation after we were abruptly pulled over this afternoon for no apparent reason...except of course to tell me I had wet tags that were going to expire on the seventh of this month when actually they are good until July.

eatonte: I know why he pulled you over.

gw3nd0lyn: wet tags?

eatonte: I bet he thought you were being carjacked.

gw3nd0lyn: :)

eatonte: Because I looked out of place.

gw3nd0lyn: maybe

eatonte: I know that was it.

eatonte: That is the only reason...

gw3nd0lyn: you ruled out that he might have wanted to hit on me

gw3nd0lyn: >(

eatonte: Hell.

eatonte: I was thinking it was because I looked like a vagrant riding in a Jaguar with a woman in a dress.

gw3nd0lyn: he might have meant to say "Ma'am, I pulled you over because you have wet..."

gw3nd0lyn: then he saw you and had to say "tags."

eatonte: Yeah, yeah...

eatonte: Pervert.

gw3nd0lyn: :)

eatonte: "Ma'am, I'm big, black and I'm strong. You are going to have to come down to the station with me."

gw3nd0lyn: maybe he had breakaway cop pants on

eatonte: hehe

eatonte: Maybe he did.

gw3nd0lyn: hee hee

gw3nd0lyn: but you foiled his plan

eatonte: Indeed I did.

gw3nd0lyn: I like to think it is because I look so super damned sexy in my car :)

...long silence...

gw3nd0lyn: or not.

eatonte: Look at you with your inflated ego!

eatonte: :)

gw3nd0lyn: I'm learning from the best...

eatonte: Who's that?

gw3nd0lyn: um. you.

eatonte: Hell

We may never really know...

Posted by gwendolyn on June 04, 2002 at 05:37 PM