For all of you non-believers out there who think my normal diet of veggies and fruit and carbs is insane and ask how I could not eat dairy products or meat....I just got back from the doctor and I have gained seven pounds >(

I have gained seven pounds because I rediscovered that melted cheese tastes pretty damned good on just about everything. I gained seven pounds because I said "Fuck it!" and ate a bowl of ice cream two days ago because I was sick and depressed and for the moment didn't really give a rats ass about the poor over worked, overly milk-producing-hormone injected bovine community. I gained seven pounds because I now fit into a size eight instead of a size eighteen and got all overly confident about it. I gained seven pounds because I have grown lazy. I gained seven pounds because it is easier and cheaper to grocery shop for an entire family at one time instead of purchasing additional costly fresh produce and preparing myself special healthy meals that everyone else in the house snickers at and refuses to eat. I gained seven pounds because I suck.

Well screw that. From this moment on I don't give a crap who doesn't like what. I am eating my way and getting rid of that seven pounds and then about twenty more to boot. And if y'all don't like it I guess you will starve :P

Posted by gwendolyn on June 27, 2001 at 01:29 PM