I have a million things to do today and no ambition to do them. None. I could be packing all of the Christmas cheer away for the year. I could be conquering Mt. Bigasspileoflaundry. I could be baking pie. But noooooo, I am sitting here on my big leather couch, hair still wrapped in a towel, plunking away on this keyboard, as usual.
I am stir crazy. I don't want to be a domestic goddess today. I want a vacation. I want to get in the car and drive far from here. I want to just stay away for a little while, just until I miss my own bed again. Isn't it nice to go away for a little while and then absolutely love your bed when you get back? That rocks. I am going to look into vacation spots for the coming year. That would be a fun project. I like to have things to look forward to...new adventures.
I want to strap all of my children into seatbelts where they can't get into cabinets that contain cleaning agent cocktails and toilet paper confetti. Yes, that is what my children think those things are for.
I want my house to be "spring cleaned". But I don't want to do it.
I want the five basic outfits every girl needs to have in her closet. But I don't want to drag the double stroller and screaming kids to the mall to try everything on and make sure it doesn't make my butt look like a bus.

Yay! I am getting a visor! That rocks as well.

Posted by gwendolyn on December 27, 2000 at 03:50 PM